how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
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let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
Being an English major isn’t all Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, and Emily Bronte. Sometimes you’re stuck reading Letters From an American Farmer, from 1735, at 1 in the morning.
I did not sign up for this.
how is this not illegal
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Cat, there is so much fail happening here I don’t even know where to start.
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all of the college students during finals week (via cosmic-curse)
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Excuse my bluntness, but men have something that separates them from women. And I don't think we should have to squish them so you can have more sitting room. If you can be grumpy and snappy to everyone at that time of the month, men should get to have a little more room. Just like women can't help having periods, men can't help having testicles.
LOL. It’s my first BUT MY BALLS anon.
As many people have said before, if you can’t sit without doing the splits because it makes your poor balls hurt, please see a doctor immediately. Sitting with your legs parallel to your hips should NOT hurt as bad as muscle spasms that work to tear off a layer of flesh and mucus from the uterine wall.
I am a transwoman. My entire life I have been able to sit and condense myself into this supposedly ball crushing sitting positions with little to no issue. Sure there are occasions when it is problematic, stick you hand down there and shift it over. It only takes five seconds. I see you guys scratching down there all the time anyway so it should not be a big deal for you to do in public. If your balls are so big that your legs must be more open than 30 degrees, you should probably go see a doctor about it.
Also, there are plenty of men without testicles as well as plenty of women who do not have periods.
Please excuse my sexism because my balls.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
I have DD boobs. I don’t need to sit with my elbows ramming into everyone around me. So if my DD breasts can handle being squished by my arms, your tiny little peanuts can handle being stuck between your legs.
Anyway, men just want to show off their junk because they rarely have personalities.
"Nobody’s happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set!"
This movie is possibly the worst example of poor marketing in the history of film. It was marketed as a wacky comedy like Freaky Friday or something, when in fact it is a deeply moving film that is mostly serious with some humorous and lighthearted moments. It’s one of the most profound films about the essence of humanity that I’ve ever seen.
There is a memorable scene in the diner starring an art book that moved me to tears when I first saw it, because I’d never seen such a gut-punching statement about the power of art and human creativity to move the soul, and the central statement about the dulling of the human emotional life through conformity is one that’s stayed with me for years.
After seeing this film, I felt like I looked at the world a little differently.
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*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
Hey look, some fitspo images I’ve found on my dash in the last few hours
Lets get ~*~*~fitspired~*~*~ lollll
I would really recommend people to check out her photoshop tag - you just might find you fave fitspo photos to be actually just a result of photoshop.
Squats? No, photoshop!
Squats do workk… but they ain’t gonna give you what photoshop can
WOW! I know I’ve reblogged some of this pics. This is important to see!
friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)
friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)
reblogging for the second friendly reminder
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